Isn't it funny...

To tell you the truth, I was actually finishing my post on the title 'Is there life after work?' and all of the sudden, Wham! my laptop went blank. It turns out that the power cable was not plugged in properly and it just so happens that it took the time to go dead right as I was about to put the finishing touches in my post.

It WAS about four paragraphs long and I was just about to write something that is going to be profound which will make the whole post sweet and meaningful. 

I guess even my own computer knows when to shut down when it sees crappy writing. And so it turned out that my very first critique happens to be my very own computer. That's life for you....

But isn't it funny that these kinds of things happen to us on a regular basis? 

When you go of to work on a public holiday, when you met someone who you think will be the love of your life but turns out to be gay, when you have completed an assignment ahead of schedule only to find out that your doing someone else’s work, to zig when you should have zipped, to boldly go where no one has gone before and found out WHY no one ever went there in the first place and to always remember that one simple rule - 

'If you want something done right, you don't do it at all...'

Ah denial… what a wonderful word that brings joy to so many people around the world. Let us rejoice and celebrate the many splendours it brings for without it I know many of us would just up and die in a heartbeat.

Though one would wonder what would we do without it?(gentlemen, start your engines…). Why do we need it in our lives?  And not only that, we seem to be in denial almost every single day of our pathetic non relevant insignificant grain of a sand in the infinite galaxy of beach we like to call life…

Can we live without denial? Can we be truthful of our feelings? Can a cat talk and a donkey fly? Yes my dear friends, only in the movies… So does that make our life a movie? If it is, then is it an action thriller? A romantic comedy? Or a sad, sad pathetic overrated, under budget, long winded no show?

The choice in that, believe it or not still lies for us to finally decide. For it is never over until the fat lady lands straight on top of us and makes instant pancake with our body. That’s right, so if any of you have unfinished business to take care of, any things that has not been spoken to that someone, you may regret it for the rest of your flat lifeless life…

I mean what’s the worst that could possibly happen? You loose a friend? Happens every day. You lose your dignity? That could only happen if you give it away yourself. Loose face? Hey there’s always plastic snuggery. So do like the Adam’s Family and ‘do what you want to do, say what you want to say, dance how you want to dance, play how you want to play…’

Cos notin last 4 ever…

A work in progress...

If a chicken crosses the road, would you:

a)      Wonder why it cross the road

b)      Wonder where it’s going next

c)      Wonder if you need surgery because your in a ditch at the side of the road for not paying attention to your driving

If a tree falls in the middle of the forest, would you:

a)      Wonder if anybody will care

b)      Wonder who is to blame for the deforestation of our forest

c)      Wonder ‘Why in hell does this tree had to fall on me exactly when I’m walking under it?’

If you are going to see your clients for an important meeting, would you:

a)      Prepare a good presentation note for all scenarios in the meeting

b)      Prepare a good Q and A note session after the meeting

c)      Prepare a good bye note to your boss while your jetting of home early

If you are designing a page layout and your boss argues about the design and try to give ideas, would you choose:

a)      Using Windows98 and force the boss to give a better operating system

b)      Using Windows XP and force the boss to give a better designing software

c)      Using the balcony window and force the boss and his ideas out the window

If you happen to see one of your client get hit by a car in front of you, would you:

a)      Run out and make sure that the client is still alive

b)      Run and chase the driver who ran your client over

c)  Run your client over again and thank the driver who hit him in the first place

To tell you the truth, I was actually finishing my post on the title 'Is there life after work?' and all of the sudden, Wham! my laptop went blank. It turns out that the power cable was not plugged in properly and it just so happens that it took the time to go dead right as I was about to put the finishing touches in my post.

It WAS about four paragraphs long and I was just about to write something that is going to be profound which will make the whole post sweet and meaningful. I guess even my own computer knows when to shut down when it sees crappy writing. And so it turned out that my very first critique happens to be my very own computer. That's life for you....

But isn't it funny that these kinds of things happen to us on a regular basis? When you go of to work on a public holiday, when you met someone who you think will be the love of your life but turns out to be gay, when you have completed an assignment ahead of schedule only to find out that your doing someone else’s work, to zig when you should have zipped, to boldly go where no one has gone before and found out WHY no one ever went there in the first place and to always remember that one simple rule - 'If you want something done right, you don't do it at all...'